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Time Flies Rum Card
Time Flies Rum Card
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Minimal design. Maximum cheek.
A bold rum bottle.
A soft pastel backdrop.
And a card that absolutely deserves a laugh.
The “Time Flies When You’re Having Rum” card is playful, stylish, and just the right amount of chaotic. Perfect for birthdays, celebrations, or those moments where a normal card simply won’t cut it.
Whether they’re a rum enthusiast, cocktail lover, or just someone with elite taste in bad decisions and good humour — this card gets the job done.
Why This Card Hits
Some cards get opened once and forgotten instantly.
This one sticks around.
The clean illustration and cheeky wording make it feel modern, fun, and genuinely giftable — not overly cheesy, not trying too hard.
It’s the kind of card people prop on shelves instead of throwing away.
Where It Belongs
Perfect for:
• Birthday gifts
• Party hampers
• Cocktail-themed presents
• Last-minute funny gifts
• Bar cart styling
• “Saw this and thought of you” moments
Pairs dangerously well with an actual bottle of rum.
Made For People Who…
• Love sarcastic humour
• Appreciate a good pun
• Have a favourite cocktail order
• Are impossible to shop for
• Think funny cards should still look aesthetically good
• Want something more stylish than supermarket greetings cards
Product Details
• Premium quality greeting card
• Professionally printed with vibrant colour
• Smooth premium finish
• Blank inside for your own message
• Includes kraft envelope
Available Sizes:
• A6 – Small and classic
• A5 – Balanced and versatile
• A4 – For dramatic messages and chaotic handwriting
Designed to feel bold, playful, and easy to gift.
A Card That Actually Feels Personal
Funny cards are everywhere.
Good-looking funny cards are not.
This design keeps things clean, modern, and genuinely memorable — while still delivering the joke instantly.
Because honestly?
Time does fly when you’re having rum.
About KEOLIX
KEOLIX isn’t for the plain or the forgettable.
It’s for people who like their style with personality.
From playful stickers to bold prints and cards, every design is created to spark something — a smile, a reaction, or a “where did you get that?”
Want to make your order extra giftable?
Pair it with one of our cards — sweet, sarcastic, or slightly chaotic.
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And neither were you.
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