New Phone, Who Dis? Card

“New Phone, Who Dis?” – Funny Retro Greeting Card

A retro greeting card with just the right amount of attitude.

Featuring a vintage telephone design and the iconic phrase:
“New Phone, Who Dis?”

This card delivers instant nostalgia, instant humour, and exactly the kind of cheeky energy people actually remember.

Perfect for birthdays, friendships, farewells, reconnecting, or sending someone a message that says:

“I thought of you… but I’m still going to be annoying about it.”

📞 Why This Card Works

Simple:
because the joke already lands.

Everyone knows the phrase.
Everyone immediately gets the vibe.

It’s playful, sarcastic, slightly dramatic, and weirdly versatile.

This is the kind of card that:

• gets laughed at instantly
• gets photographed for Instagram stories
• and somehow ends up living on the fridge for 3 weeks.

🎉 Perfect For

• funny birthday cards
• retro greeting cards
• coworker leaving cards
• friendship cards
• breakup humour
• long-distance friends
• reconnecting with someone
• nostalgic 90s & Y2K lovers

Especially ideal for:

• friends with elite meme taste
• people who reply three business days later
• anyone emotionally attached to retro technology

🎨 The Design

The bold retro phone illustration gives this card major throwback energy while keeping the design clean, modern, and giftable.

The aesthetic is:

• nostalgic
• playful
• bold
• and instantly eye-catching

It feels like an old-school text message turned into a keepsake.

✍️ Blank Inside

The inside is blank so you can:

• write something funny
• add an inside joke
• keep it heartfelt
• or commit fully to the bit.

Your message.
Your chaos.

📏 Available Sizes

Choose your level of dramatic communication:

• A6 – compact & cheeky
• A5 – classic greeting card size
• A4 – impossible to ignore

Printed on premium heavyweight matte cardstock with vibrant colour and a smooth professional finish.

Includes:

• matching envelope
• protective packaging
• high-quality print finish

🌱 Thoughtfully Made

• Eco-conscious cardstock
• Recyclable packaging
• Designed and printed in the UK

Because good cards should leave an impression — not unnecessary waste.

📦 Shipping & Returns

• Ships within 1–3 business days
• UK & international shipping available
• Carefully packaged for safe delivery

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✨ About KEOLIX

KEOLIX creates bold, playful, emotionally meaningful designs inspired by faith, comfort, and creativity.

From kawaii-inspired stickers to minimalist art prints and greeting cards, every piece is designed to feel personal, comforting, and easy to love.

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