{"product_id":"world-s-grumpiest-dad-card","title":"World’s Grumpiest Dad Card","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eWorld’s Grumpiest Dad Card\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eFunny Father’s Day Card for Grumpy Dads\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eSome dads wake up cheerful.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eOthers communicate exclusively through sighs, muttering, and asking who touched the thermostat.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eIf that sounds familiar, the “World’s Grumpiest Dad” card is made for him.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eFeaturing a grumpy cartoon bear with serious “don’t talk to me before coffee” energy, this funny dad card is the perfect mix of sarcasm, affection, and classic dad behaviour.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eBecause yes — he’s grumpy.\u003cbr\u003eBut he’s your grumpy dad.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e🤎 Why This Design Works\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eThis isn’t one of those overly sentimental greeting cards that gets awkwardly nodded at and forgotten.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eIt’s funny, relatable, and genuinely warm underneath the sarcasm.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p4\"\u003ePerfect for dads who:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003epretend they don’t want presents\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ecomplain through entire DIY projects\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eyell at the TV during football\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eact annoyed but would still do anything for their family\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eIt’s the kind of card that actually gets displayed instead of thrown in a drawer.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e🎉 Perfect For\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFather’s Day\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDad birthdays\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eStepdad gifts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFunny thank-you cards\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFrom daughter or son gifts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLast-minute “I should probably get Dad something” moments\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eWorks especially well for dads with dry humour and permanently crossed arms.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e✨ Card Details\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p4\"\u003eAvailable Sizes:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA6\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA5\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA4\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p4\"\u003eFeatures:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePremium quality cardstock\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVibrant print finish\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlank inside for your own message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMatching envelope included\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003ePrinted in the UK.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e✍️ Message Ideas\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e“Still terrifying before coffee.”\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e“Love you, grump.”\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e“Thanks for pretending not to care.”\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e“World’s grumpiest dad. World’s best too.”\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e📦 Shipping \u0026amp; Returns\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eShips within 1–3 business days\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUK delivery: 2–5 working days\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eInternational shipping available\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eReturns accepted within 14 days on non-personalized items.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eQuestions?\u003cbr\u003ehello@keolix.com\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✨\u003cb\u003e About KEOLIX\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/keolix.com\/?utm_source=chatgpt.com\"\u003eKEOLIX\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e creates bold, playful, emotionally meaningful designs inspired by faith, comfort, and creativity.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFrom kawaii-inspired stickers to minimalist art prints and greeting cards, every piece is designed to feel personal, comforting, and easy to love.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBrowse more favourites here:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/keolix.com\/collections\/shop-best-sellers?utm_source=chatgpt.com\"\u003eShop Best Sellers\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBuild your own vibe and explore more from KEOLIX \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/uk.pinterest.com\/babykeo444\/?utm_source=chatgpt.com\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ehere\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCustomer support:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ehello@keolix.com\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"KEOLIX","offers":[{"title":"A5 \/ Matte","offer_id":54918940459232,"sku":"sku-48398063993155","price":7.7,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"A5 \/ Glossy","offer_id":54918940492000,"sku":"sku-53861130764611","price":8.76,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"A6 \/ Matte","offer_id":54918940524768,"sku":"sku-48872562262339","price":5.96,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"A6 \/ Glossy","offer_id":54918940557536,"sku":"sku-53861130797379","price":6.66,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"A4 \/ Matte","offer_id":54918940590304,"sku":"sku-53466037387587","price":12.54,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0622\/2358\/1408\/files\/Unknown-1128.jpg?v=1789526627","url":"https:\/\/www.carouselstore.co.uk\/products\/world-s-grumpiest-dad-card","provider":"Carousel Store","version":"1.0","type":"link"}