{"product_id":"dear-santa-define-good-funny-christmas-card","title":"Dear Santa, Define 'Good' Card","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eDear Santa, Define “Good” Christmas Card\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eSome of us tried our best this year.\u003cbr\u003eSome of us just survived.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eThe “Dear Santa, Define ‘Good’” Christmas design is made for the chaotic elves, festive troublemakers, and people who deserve presents despite the evidence.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eFeaturing a skeptical Santa and bold typography, this funny Christmas design delivers peak holiday sarcasm without trying too hard.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ebest friends\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003esiblings\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ecoworkers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSecret Santa gifts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003epartners with questionable behaviour\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eanyone permanently on the naughty list\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e✨ Why People Love This Card\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eFunny Without Being Cringe\u003cbr\u003eDry humour. Clean design. Instantly relatable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eBold Santa Artwork\u003cbr\u003eCute, cheeky, and guaranteed to stand out on the mantelpiece.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eBlank Inside\u003cbr\u003eWrite something heartfelt, unhinged, or legally risky. 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