{"product_id":"29-1-birthday-card","title":"29 + 1 Birthday Card","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e“29 + 1” Funny Birthday Card\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003ePersonalised milestone birthday card for people emotionally avoiding ageing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eSome birthdays deserve champagne.\u003cbr\u003eOthers deserve a full identity crisis and a cake that looks seconds away from collapse.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eThe “29 + 1 (Let’s Not Say Thirty)” birthday card is the perfect funny greeting card for milestone birthdays, featuring an overwhelmed melting cake and deeply relatable denial energy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eCustomisable for any age, any meltdown level, and any friend currently pretending numbers aren’t real.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e✨ Why This Card Hits So Hard\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003efunny age-denial birthday design\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ecustomisable with any number or phrase\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003echaotic but weirdly supportive energy\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eperfect for milestone birthdays\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003epremium eco-friendly cardstock\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eblank inside for your emotional damage\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eThis card says:\u003cbr\u003e“I love you.”\u003cbr\u003e“But also… good luck processing this.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e🎂 Personalisation Options\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eSwap out “29 + 1” for literally anything.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003ePopular ideas:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e25 + VAT\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e39 + 1\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e31 (Spiritually 22)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e21 Again\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLevel 40\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e50? Allegedly.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e29 Reloaded\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eJust leave your chosen text in the personalisation box and we’ll style it to match the original design.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eIf left blank, you’ll receive:\u003cbr\u003e“29 + 1 (Let’s Not Say Thirty)”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e📏 Available Sizes\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA6 – compact chaos\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA5 – the classic favourite\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA4 – giant dramatic meltdown mode\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e💌 Card Features\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eprinted on premium 324gsm smooth matte cardstock\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eblank inside\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ekraft envelope included\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003erecyclable \u0026amp; plastic-free packaging\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eprofessionally printed vibrant finish\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e🎁 Perfect For\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e30th birthdays\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e40th birthdays\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e50th birthdays\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003esarcastic best friends\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ecoworkers with ageing trauma\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003esiblings in denial\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eanyone aggressively avoiding adulthood\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eEspecially good for:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003efriends who say “don’t remind me”\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003epeople buying anti-ageing cream in bulk\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ethose emotionally attached to being 24 forever\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e☁️ The Energy\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eThis isn’t a sweet sentimental birthday card.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eThis is:\u003cbr\u003e“we’re ageing and coping through humour.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eAnd honestly?\u003cbr\u003eThat’s beautiful.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e🚚 Shipping \u0026amp; Returns\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eShips in 1–3 business days\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUK delivery: 2–5 business days\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eInternational delivery: 7–14 business days\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTracked shipping available\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eReturns accepted within 14 days for unused non-personalized items.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p4\"\u003eNeed help?\u003cbr\u003ehello@keolix.com\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003ePlease note: Shipping times may vary during busy periods, holidays, or postal delays. 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